Pineapples are my new weakness. LOL inside joke!!

Umm whatever

i guess nobody reads my blog so i wont post anymore. bye.

The Holidays: A time for giving, recieving, and breaking stuff

ahhhh, winter. a wonderful season. the cold is sooo wonderful. and yet the thing that most people do with their life is spend it in the ER with their best friend who just slipped and fell on the ice.


No comment there i just felt like putting it on the blog. soo HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!! I know its cold and crap, but just stay inside!!! no seriosly, i almost killed my self just going to get our mail. (I dont reccomend wearing Uggs while you're walking on ice!!!

Dear Bloggers,
HOLA MI AMIGOS!! if you dont know what that means, look it up. I am soooooooo bored right now, so if you think im being random while you read this, you're probably right. so like last week, this new girl got transfered to my school, WOOD HILL BABY!!! and her name is chloe, say hi to chloe. she is really awesome and is yet a really gory artist. she showed me this drawing of a girl holding her own eyeball. eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. i know.

Okay then...

Uh, okay so today i had to go to my grandma's house and rake leaves for like 2 hours. it was okay, but i had to run through a jumbo patch of wierd stuff to get to the actual leaf pile. turns out it was poison ivy. oh well, at least i didn't get poison ivy. by the way, i planned on sleeping in until like 1pm today because, A: it was a holiday B: it was a wednesday and C: i like to sleep. long story short it was a last minute thing and we got to her house at like 11:30 pm. i was all like "uh, mom, im trying to sleep here." and she's all like' "i cant control the bumps in the road honey." and im just like watevs. AND THEN brianna smith texted me and we were talking for like 45 minutes, no joke. and yes, we weren't sleep texting. I made sure of it. then she randomly says "im tired now good nite" and i said , "poo you." then i fell asleep and my phone died.
once i got home i dumped my stuff on the ground and started watching tv. no big deal though. i was watching america's funniest home vids. i couldnt stop laughing at the funny chubby kid who couldn't figure out that to drink water out of the water fountain, you have to hold the button down. sheesh, they just get stupider and stupider, dont they. SOOOOOOOOOO, heres a funny vid i found and watched like a week ago. oh, yeah, i cant do that so heres the URL. just click on it.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF4JtwdoTQs

OMG WTF ROTFLOL.
thats what i wrote on the parent teacher comment box in my agenda book today in social studies. me and my buddy brianna couldn't stop laughing. you had to fricken be there dude!! it was like the funniest thing in the universe!!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahaha

why hello there. and how may i be of any assistants at all?

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yes, that does make your butt look big.